ARE YOU A CAT? DO YOU FUCKING SEND?? 

NO

THEN GET THE FUCK

OUT. OF. HERE.

THIS WEBSITE IS DEDICATED TO CATS WHO FUCKING SEND. 

AKA ALPINE CATS

ALL YOU SOFT KITTENS BETTER STEP THE FUCK OFF AND GO BACK TO SPRAYING BETA AT THE GYM

SIT DOWN AT THE FUCKING TABLE, LET ME TELL YOU A STORY

LISTENING? GOOD.

I HAVE BEEN CLIMBING 5.15 LONGER THAN YOU'VE BEEN HANGDOGGING CAT TOWERS AT YOUR MOTHERS HOUSE.

BOLTS ARE AID. RUNOUTS ONLY MATTER IF YOU USE PROTECTION.

SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SEND

NIMS WAS OK, BUT A CAT WOULD HAVE DONE IT IN 3 MONTHS...

OXYGEN IS AID ANYWAY

TC PRO

(THE CAT) PRO SHOE

ADAM ONDRA FUCK OFF

A CAT WOULD NEVER BOLT A FUCKING CRACK. FUCKING TRAVESTY OF A ROUTE.

BULLSHIT AID CLIMB PICTURED ABOVE

JUST POSTING BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE INTO AID. FUCK THAT.

EL CAP IS THE CLASSIC VALLEY WARM UP FOR CATS

CHANGING CORNERS GOES FREE AT 5.7 WITH CLAWS. WOULD PROBABLY SUGGEST A DOWNGRADE IF HUMANS DIDN'T SUCK SO BAD AT CLIMBING IN THE FIRST PLACE.

IT AINT EASY BEING ON TOP

PEOPLE HAVE VISITED AND WISHED THEY COULD SEND AS HARD AS CATS